Am I fat in this is one of the most common pitfalls into which men may fall, a drawing is quite painful. It would be better to read during the women’s dictionary
How many times has happened to the person across from you looks white and you do not know what it is not clear when you say all good? Or worse, make me a liar or someone who misunderstood just because someone totally misinterpreted your words. Worst of all is that he does not know when and what to say and dare to literally understand your words!
That it would not be repeated, here’s vocabulary and accurate interpretation of women’s most common phrases that every man (boyfriend, husband, friend, colleague) should be read with understanding.
I’m ready for five minutes
What it really means: I have yet to take a shower; I just got out of the tub, but I have not even touched the hair; Cannot seem to make the same line of eyeliner; I tried four outfits and do not know which is worse …
What to use: To convince anyone that we are not of those who take care of every detail even though we need two hours to get ready
Use in a sentence: Stop calling me every half hour, I’m sure I’ll be ready in five minutes
Synonyms: I’m on my way, I’m just leaving, see you soon
Do I look fat?
What it really means: I cheated whilst holding the child several times, but closer to the weekend and I need to hear from you to look good
What to use: Because you never really think it looks good, except when we send a compliment to someone else
Use in a sentence: I ate a sandwich with eggs and cheese for breakfast, burgers for lunch and vodka for dinner but I want to wear this top – am I fat?
Synonyms: Uh, I have enormous; I think we should get; is this stupid…
Even I do not like
What it really means: I’m totally freaked out by it but I’m trying to be real cool
What to use: To convince myself feel stupid because you ignore us even though we spent two hours studying his ex-girlfriend so that we are better than the competition
Use in a sentence: “What does it matter that did not respond to a message, even to me, and not like”
Synonyms: I’m too good for this; who has the time for it; Oh really sucks
Where did you know?
What it really means: What kind of sexual history you have with a girl where you just say “Hi”?
What to use: To act less aggressive and intimidating to men with whom the
Use in a sentence: How do you know a girl who just ran half the room to call you back?
Synonyms: Were you in a relationship? Did you sleep with her?
In general I do not want a boyfriend
What it really means: I’m so alone I’m going to go crazy, but currently nowhere in sight, someone who suits me
What to use: To convince myself because even if the opportunity presented itself, we would not have accepted it
In a sentence: I really am so happy for the two of them, they found themselves in, but honestly, I do not even need a boyfriend…
Synonyms: Actually I prefer to be single
I’m not hungry
What it really means: Damn I’m starving and I did not have a normal meal for 10 days
What to use: To cover up the fact that we gave up on carbohydrates as the earth ready for summer
Use in a sentence: I’m not in the mood for some Mexican food today, I’m not that hungry…
Synonyms: I do not enjoy the food, it seems to me somewhat artificial, I have an allergies and religious beliefs that prevent me from eating almost everything on offer from food…
Almost anything not eaten
What it really means: I ate almost their weight in potato chips, candy bars, snacks and practically everything we came to hand today
What to use: Give us the excuse we eat more in front of other people
Use in a sentence: I sure could use some Italian food, almost anything I have not eaten all day
Synonyms: I forgot to eat, I simply did not have time to dine
I’m just going to drink
What it really means ruin and I will probably barely remember my name by the end of the evening
To deceive ourselves thinking that we have self-control
Use in a sentence: I had a really rough day today, so I’ll just go out for a drink
Synonyms: I will break tonight
Well, he’s like my brother
What it really means: You had sex once, it was awful and put him in the “friend zone”
What to use: To explain friendship with the opposite sex person you’re dating or flirting with
Use in a sentence: Have you been around? Nah, he came to me as a brother
Synonyms: We’re too good friends that would just spoil it; They grabbed each other once, but it does not account
Well anyway, I did go through
What it really means: I’m far from that, I’m all over it, and regularly checking his profile on the social networking nearly every day since we are not in contact
Why do we use: We try to convince ourselves and others that it was quite ok rupture, not quite as nice
What it really means to look perfect
What to use: To make us feel better, and the opinion that we are attractive
Use in a sentence: I do not think he’s doing fine with it, although I do not care because it is not quite as nice
Synonyms: A hundred times I’m better than her
Anyway, I did not want to go out with him again
What it really means: He never called again and my ego exploded
What to use: In order to fool ourselves with the thought that even the first time we really were interested, in reality it would provide another chance
Use in a sentence: No, we have not heard before, but it’s ok because I did not want to go out with him again
Synonyms: It’s just not something I just pulled
Well, it does not count
What it really means: We have had crazy sex but I was embarrassed to admit
What to use: To prevent the rise of a guy
Use in a sentence: Yes, he slept with me, a little messing around but I do not care, did not mean anything
Synonyms: Yes, it is all but…